O Dave Eggers está coletando depoimentos de 90 figuras culturais norte-americanas que votarão no Obama. Depois ele posta no site do projeto, que chama 90 days, 90 reasons. Já teve texto do Ben Stiller, do Moby, do próprio Mitt Romney e de mais um monte de gente. Mas nenhum supera o do David Lynch.
I HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING IN MITT ROMNEY’S NAME.
Dear Americans, Republicans, and Democrats Alike,
I am going to vote for re-electing President Obama. I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name, which I think speaks to what he is about. If you just rearrange a few letters, Romney becomes R MONEY. I believe Mitt Romney wants to get his Mitts on R Money. He would like to get it and divide it up with his friends, the Big Money Bunch.
I believe he would like to get his Mitts on R Money, R Resources, R Freedoms, and R American Dream. I do not trust Mitt Romney to look after the best interests of 99% of Americans. I think electing Mitt Romney would be a catastrophe for our country—one which would be real difficult to straighten out later. Please do not let Mitt Romney get his Mitts on R Money or R United States of America.
—DAVID LYNCH
Los Angeles, California
Gostei. É no mínimo engraçado!